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Need for Speed 4: High Stakes for Pocket PC

Try­ing NFS1 in 2024 for the first time might be crazy, try­ing the PS1 ver­sions of NFS3/4 af­ter it might be in­sane, but I'm strug­gling to find words to de­scribe what comes here. Psy­chot­ic, maybe? Any­way, one day I was ran­dom­ly brows­ing the in­ter­net, and I found out NFS4 had a Win­dows CE/Pock­et PC ver­sion! I knew I had to find it and try it...

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2025 updates

Af­ter the lat­est more ma­jor-ish up­date to the blog in 2023, I de­cid­ed to go down the rab­bit hole again. So some rant filled up­dates in­com­ing.

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Prob­a­bly the most no­tice­able up­date is the re­moval of the Plyr based play­er. In the pre­vi­ous ar­ti­cle I de­scribed how I mod­i­fied Plyr to re­move most of the garbage, but of course I nev­er touched it again, so the site was run­ning on an un­main­tained fork of Plyr for years. It's not the case it didn't do its job still, but it had its prob­lems, and hon­est­ly it was eas­i­er to...

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Need for Speed 4: High Stakes (PlayStation)

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To (prob­a­bly) no­body's sur­prise, af­ter NFS3 I de­cid­ed to try NFS4 on PlayStation too. Un­like 3, there are big­ger changes com­pared to the Win­dows ver­sion here, in­clud­ing a com­plete­ly dif­fer­ent ca­reer mode, and way less con­tent. But first, the in­tro as usu­al.

Un­like with NFS3, here the in­tro video is al­most ex­act­ly the same as the Win­dows ver­sion, no dif­fer­ent EA lo­go this time. How­ev­er, it has a Dol­by Sur­round©®℗🄯™℠¤$€§‰¶〒🚽⚠⚄⅋ⓗ⾞⛂e̸͍̫̘̖͉̳͖͐́ť̷̙͕̲̙̺̘̭͖͊̌c̵̣̠͌͆͒̅͋̉̿͗͒̇͒̕̕͘. lo­go, and it's dif­fer­ent from NFS3's lo­go! It al­so has the po­lice chop­per which I didn't meet in this game, but I can't say I know all the ins and...

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Need for Speed III: Hot Pursuit (PlayStation)

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Try­ing to sur­vive the Christ­mas (yes, it took me al­most a month to write a post, again), I had a weird idea. Con­sole ver­sions of ear­ly NFS games were some­times dif­fer­ent from the nor­mal Win­dows re­leas­es, so I de­cid­ed to check out some of them be­fore mov­ing on to more "mod­ern" NFSs. Why NFS3? I know the orig­i­nal 3DO ver­sion of NFS1 is pret­ty dif­fer­ent from the lat­er ports, but hon­est­ly I didn't want to touch NFS1 again. Plus I want­ed to try this on my Vi­ta, and em­u­lat­ing PSX is way eas­i­er there than em­u­lat­ing 3DO. NFS2, I boot­ed...

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Need for Speed 6: Hot Pursuit 2 (Windows)

If I could give a sub­ti­tle for this post, it would be "A dawn of a new era". But be­fore this post it nev­er oc­curred to me to have sub­ti­tles, and I don't feel like im­ple­ment­ing it for just this post... Any­way, an­oth­er fa­vorite NFS game, hav­ing the ti­tle Need for Speed: Hot Pur­suit 2 (or Need for Speed : Pour­suite in­fer­nale 2 in France), the 6th game in the se­ries... al­so where num­ber­ing starts to break down. It's HP2, to sig­ni­fy it is a spir­i­tu­al suc­ces­sor to NFS3 which had the sub­ti­tle of Hot Pur­suit, while be­ing the 6th main­line game in the se­ries.

Let's start with the in­tro as usu­al.

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